stephanie's comment made me think of another joke i heard...
there are two girls applying for a job at a book store. when they hand in their applications the secretary looks at the papers and sees that they have the same last name, the same address, the same birthday, and they look exactly the same, too. she asks them if they're twins. they say that they're not. how can this be?
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54 comments:
I have no idea....You have stumped me! LOL
<3 Stef
What's your email addy? I have something that I think you might enjoy reading...or at least I did.
i'll see if anyone else gets it; if they don't then i'll post the answer.
i sent my email address to you.
thanks for commenting.
*vicTORIa*
THEY'RE CLONES RUN AWAY!! :)
this is khira btw
no, they're not clones. good guess though.
You click the little trash can below the timestamp to delete a comment that you don't want up.
i feel stupid
Don't....LOL
:-)
c'mon. nobody can figure out my joke?
IDK...my first guess would be that it's one girl and an very old secretary with double vision. If it isn't that...you've got me stumped still.
here's a clue...
there are about ten possible answers, unless we're talking about fish, then there are hundreds.
I GIVE UP TELL US ALREADY!!!
GASP THEY'RE LYING ABOUT BEING TWINS unless they're cousins and their moms were twins and their dads are both twins GASP so they're like twin cousins. is that right?
nope
think hard! you will feel so stpid when i tell you.
yes, jd, i meant "stupid".
i would give the answer, but tori made me promise not to.
i've been wracking my brain for days about this "stpid" riddle. UNCLE! i give up.
me too! give me da answer plz
dude, i've got like 27 comments on this stupid joke. meemaw, has pop tried to figure it out yet? i bet he could get it.
i'm still not giving the answer.
WHY NOT?....I'm dense and i'm never gonna get it! Your hint totally lost me.
Ah.....You love the suspense you are causing don't you?
Well, since you made that comment about fish...it got me thinking...
Fish have about a 3 second memory.
Maybe the secretary has a 3 second memory...
I dunno...
-Jason
good guess, but no. still wrong.
Worms!!!
PLEASE SAY THATS RIGHT!!!!
what?
worms?
okay, y'all. my grandmother finally figured out the joke. (not 'cause she remembered, just 'cause she figured it out again) anyway, she can't post for a few days because she's on an airplane going to swaziland. so those of you who don't want to be shown up my a grandmother better think fast.
shown up "by" a grandmother, i mean.
edit edit
The two girls are bookworms...
That's what Stephanie is saying.
-Jason
Yeah...how could anyone not get that out of what I said! LOL
***I wish I was on that plane to Swaziland too!***
OH, BOOK WORMS! i see. no. wrong answer again.
i bet you'll be going to swaziland very soon, steph.:-)
How is THAT wrong? BLAH!!! I give up again...LOL
i bet you'll be going to swaziland very soon, steph.:-)
Man....I wish! I pray about it daily. If it is truely in God's will, I will go...somehow. That's how I try to look at it. I know it's all in His timing, but I am sometimes so impatient.
I watched 'The Power of Love' sermon your Grandad preached at HPC a while back and I cried again...my heart is truely there in Africa. <3 :-)
that's really cool, steph. God will make a way. keep trusting Him.
-oh and just so you know, my grandad is my mom's dad-the one who told the story about the rat trap. and my papo is my dad's dad-which is the one in africa. lol. i'm confusing myself here.
lol...sorry...I meant your papo(?)...LOL
yeah, that's what i figured. :-) there's a big difference between the two. one travels all across the world, but the other hasn't set foot out of this country. lol. just wanted to make sure you knew that my grandad's blog wasn't my papo's blog. lol. i'm confusing myself again.
Yeah...I knew...Your papo...I have a link for on my blog under Children's Cup....your grandad I don't just yet...lol...idk
cool. so, no one can figure it out? i guess my grandmother is still going to be the winner. lol.
:P
They're not twins....they're triplets!
Oh....that's a good guess.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! YOU GOT IT! JASON, YOU WON!
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YOU GOT THE ANSWER! THEY ARE TRIPLETS, OR QUADS OR QUINTS OR WHATEVER! YOU WON. FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's 'cause I'm smart like that!..
Or at least I can pretend I am.
-Jason
lol.
This has got to be one of your records for most comments on a post! Am I right?
Mine is like currently 13 I think...I'll catch up with you eventually. LOL
yes, 53, about to be 54 comments is the most i have ever had on a post. lol. if you can find a riddle that stumps the world for a few weeks and reply to every comment you get, you'll probanly end up with a bunch of comments, too. lol.
55....LOL...Yeah...maybe I should try then...ok, maybe not!
LOL
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